The 3 Foot Party Penis

If you really want to encourage people in our business to act in the most irresponsible manner possible, you should order this product. Let's encourage more people to use the most distasteful packaging possible. This product is among the worst that we sell.

This product is a big dud as well. Inflated it looks slightly wrong. The shape just isn't right and the wrinkles are in all of the wrong places. The red line around the tip makes it look like the circumcision went awry. No thanks.